Examples of messing with others for their own good.
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Old Doctor - Young Doctor Joke
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen
by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out
screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where
the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
"What the heck is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.
"Mrs. Terry is 79 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren,
and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out
screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where
the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
"What the heck is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.
"Mrs. Terry is 79 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren,
and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
Another Doctor joke, worthy of Henny Youngman
--Thank you, Jim Velvet
A man walks into the doctor's with a carrot sticking out of his nose.
The doctor says. "You're not eating right.
A man walks into the doctor's with a carrot sticking out of his nose.
The doctor says. "You're not eating right.